I Am Unhappy Because Reasons Funny Bigfoot T-Shirt
I Am Unhappy Because Reasons Funny Bigfoot T-Shirt
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Some days you just wake up unhappy... because reasons.
This hilarious Bigfoot design features our favorite cryptid rocking a flower crown, looking thoroughly unimpressed with the world. Perfect for introverts, hikers, Sasquatch believers, and anyone who needs an excuse for a bad mood.
- Premium soft cotton blend tee
- High-quality direct-to-garment print that lasts
- Available in multiple colors and sizes
- Great gift for Bigfoot hunters, campers, or grumpy friends
Wear it loud and proud — or quietly judge the world from the woods. 🦶🌸
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods for clear, lasting artwork
- OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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